Welcome to the Michael Heart's Israel Bashing website. 

Michael was born in the Democratic Republic of Syria. 

Syria is considered a democracy because the president's father launched a successful military coup in 1970.There hasn't been an election  since. 

Michael grew up in Austria, a country that though some little accident of history has very few "Zionists" living there. 

He is a political progressive, which means he only criticizes violence and racism committed by white people. As white people, the people of Israel have no right to complain about anything that is done to them. 

Michael spends much of his free time telling people that Israel is the most evil country on earth and can't understand why he can't get a record contract.  

Michael will be writing songs for the people of Darfur and Tibet as soon as he can convince the people of Israel to move to Alaska. Until then, they are on their own.  

Michael recently sent a letter to Caterpillar stating that he and all his musician friends are not going to buy farm or construction equipment from their company because of that red haired girl who tried to stop the bulldozer with her face. 

NEW CD JUST RELEASED!!

BARBRA THE EVIL ZIONIST

And his new smash hit, 

"PUT MY DAUGHTER ON A BUS, PLEASE"

MICHAEL RECENTLY PERFORMED AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

GAZA 2009

And a special tribute to

 the Gaza chapter of the 

Ku Klux Klan